It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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