I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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