I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Holy sore nipples Batman
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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