i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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