i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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