on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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