She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.