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wanna hang out?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.