You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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