He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I am one with the molecules
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?