the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.