The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
