Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im holly from the hills drunk
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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