She announced her abortion via fbk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
