So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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