Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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