Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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