we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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