That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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