Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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