Don't you send me to vm
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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