If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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