If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.