I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in