I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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