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I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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