i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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