i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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