so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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