I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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