it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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