um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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