have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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