just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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