I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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