when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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