Say something about gay babies.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
zippers are such a cool invention
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize