i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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