And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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