And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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