Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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