I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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