please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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