He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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