u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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