And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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