Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
