my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
why is half of my head shaved?
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