I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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