so that wasnt chicken after all
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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