What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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