Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
