What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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