Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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