But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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