As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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