the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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