are you so shy because you have an std?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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