i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We left an ass print on the piano.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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