Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think a kid would responsible me up
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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